It was the month of May 2014 and I was 8months pregnant. I promise that everything I’m about to tell you is the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth!!!!įor all you none British readers a Tommy tank is slang for a w*nk ✊□ I spoke to my mum about what I’m about to tell you all and she didn’t think I should write about this because this story is so far out there you probably won’t believe it’s true and that it actually happened!! I must admit that’s the first time I’ve been asked to bare down in front of a mans face CRINGE!!!!! □Īnyway I’m sure your wondering about the title shitty surprise!! #NotGuilty so I’ll let you all know. Luckily for him and me it didn’t get any more embarrassing then it already was. I felt my face burn up and go red with embarrassment as I said is that a good idea doctor I suggest you gown up □ Well as per usual the surgeon likes to have a look at the car crash I have for an arse, which is fine I don’t mind him having a look but this time round, while I’m in the fetal position arse in the air and knees to my chest, he casually asks me to bare down as if I’m going to have a poo!! □ He also said he would deal with my abscess if the antibiotics aren’t effective!! (balloon dilatation again!!) there also going to change my seaton as I had the same one in for about 8 years without it being changed. I have a CT scan and another MRI booked waiting on the results then I’m being booked straight in for surgery another minor surgery. The surgeon said that when they had a look inside a few weeks ago my stritchers are quite bad, meaning quite a large part of my small intestines is stuck together hence why I can’t really eat and I get very bloated. The seatons are there so the abscesses can drain, unfortunately, I still get abscesses forming in and around the area and I have an abscess at the moment, its quite painful and the seaton doesn’t seem to be having any effect or helping so the surgeon has put me on antibiotics to hopefully treat the infection. It’s been a while since I’ve written anything, I kinda crashed these last 2 weeks felt really quite low but I’m back on the up heading in the right direction I think □ who knows with me I could have another breakdown by tomorrow □ I did mention in my first post that I was a bit of a looney toon □ haha!!Īs per usual I’ve had appointments coming out my arse!! My last appointment was yesterday, with my surgeon.Īs you all know I suffer from perianal disease and I have seatons (drains) in place around my back passage to prevent reoccurring abscesses forming. Why hello my friends!! Have you missed me!! □
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